Lol imagine if the evil step mum from snow what was black…
Step mum: Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?
Mirror: Snow White is the fairest of them all.
Step mum: *in black voice* Oh no you did not just go there! uhmmmmm!
Bully: Your a bitch!
Bully: what’s that mean?
Me: I don’t give a fuck
Bully: fine don’t tell me, bitch!
Omg skill ahaha!!!
call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina
Me: Sprints to the phone like a prefetional athlete then picks the phone up.
*person hangs up*
Me: Bitch please, I’d like to see you run any faster!
hahaha… No! -_- I laught at everything and everyone! Anyone can make me laugh, doesn’t mean i like them. ahahaha
Hahaha rebel! :P
Was requested by some people.
1) Make pancakes and change the suger to salt and wait for there reaction.
2) Put bubble bath in the toilet, when people flush it it with bubble up.
3) This is old but aw well. Super glue something to an object. (eg. Super glue there phone to a table).
Fuck yeah XD